Demotivation time!

Hiatus

2010-01-21T13:22:00.001-08:00

I'm sorry everyone, but due to a number of factors, this blog is on hold until further notice

Drugs

2010-01-16T09:13:00.000-08:00

Haiti

2010-01-14T18:24:00.000-08:00

Ok, i know this isn't related to my demotes in any way but it needs to be done. Fully half of the population of Haiti was killed in this disaster, please, show some support.

http://www.bloggersunite.org/event/bloggersunite-for-haiti

Error Messages

2010-01-10T10:24:00.000-08:00

The King

2010-01-08T17:38:00.000-08:00

It's a joke that not that many people will get, but oh well, here it is.

Great Car

2010-01-02T17:57:00.000-08:00

Black People

2010-01-02T15:57:00.000-08:00

Ahh KKK bashing, what could be more fun? For those who don't get it it's a 'O Brother Where Art Thou' reference

The 2000's

2009-12-30T17:56:00.000-08:00

Say what you like about dow depressing this demote is, but it's true, 2000-2009 has been a shit hole as these pictures clearly indicate.

Below is what each picture indicates.

Longcat

2009-12-27T15:37:00.000-08:00

Best use of a computer lab i've ever seen

Teabagging

2009-12-26T08:03:00.000-08:00

It's true, it is

Xmas junk

2009-12-25T14:48:00.000-08:00

Ok, seeing as it's xmas, i'm using that as an excuse to dump a few of my worse demotes as it were that i don't want to use properly. What i'm trying to say is that no, this isn't the best i can do

Massimo D'Alema is an obscure reference, these pictures of him are even more obscure so you're not stupid if you don't get it.
Meh, that's all i have to say to this one
I just made this because it seemed fitting after i'd spent all afternoon shouting it at my dog
Nothing against the guy, but he genuinely thinks he's black
So we're clear, i didn't make the whole thing, just the last box.

Xmas

2009-12-24T05:02:00.000-08:00

I'm usually more of a bah humbug type but i thought i'd post something about xmas eve anticipation.

As for xmas itself, in the spirit of the season i'll post 5 demotes tomorrow.

Lastly, no matter how long or hard you look at the picture, she doesn't take it off.

Death

2009-12-20T05:01:00.000-08:00

Ok, sorry about my one-track mind. I promise i'll have some cheerier demotes soon, i've just been on a bit of a low recently

The Lord

2009-12-19T05:46:00.000-08:00

For those who don't know, i'm a rabid atheist. There are so many things in life that if there was a god, just wouldn't be. For example, if god existed, people would be death-proof until 18.

Sorry, i'm ranting. Enjoy the demote, i made it a while ago from a picture i found on 4chan

The Crossroads

2009-12-17T08:15:00.000-08:00

At the risk of turning this into an obituaries page I'm posting this today.

You know who you are, it's still on.

Tech N9NE

2009-12-12T16:28:00.000-08:00

Ok, this may not be the best demote ever, but i was looking over the ones i've already posted and realized that most of them were fresh out of the pan as it were, so i took this old one for today.

This is in fact the 2nd demote i ever made, it is one of only two (the other one hasn't been posted yet) that i made just for use on 4chan as opposed to for my own personal collection, and later, this blog.

Wikipedia Admins

2009-12-11T16:42:00.000-08:00

I'm not saying they should have left said edit, for all i know it could have been the least funny thing ever (or the funniest for that matter). All i'm saying is, only a wiki admin would say "A prank sentence regarding a penis".

Pants

2009-12-05T16:07:00.001-08:00

No, really, do!

Cheryl Cole

2009-12-05T05:18:00.000-08:00

Ok, nothing against her, she's the only judge on any of Simon Cowel's various shows who isn't a complete twat, but have you heard any of her music? It's... not good.

Copyright Bullshit

2009-11-29T05:45:00.000-08:00

Ok, i figured this is probably worth doing.

I do not, unless otherwise stated, claim to have made any of the pictures used in my demotes.
Unless otherwise stated, all demotes have been assembled by me.
All of my demotes may be used by anyone for anything.
I do not require a mention if you use my demotes, but do not claim them as yours.

There, done.

Space and Oxygen

2009-11-28T16:03:00.000-08:00

Ok, so people know who's who: the twins in the top left hand corner are Jedward, next to them is 50 Cent, followed by Sarah Palin on top of Halie Joel Osmont, next to Bill Belsey.

In the bottom right is Paris Hilton, who's next to Lil' Wayne, who's next to Dakota Fanning who's on top of N-Dubz who are next to Eoghan Quigg.

Don't Look Back

2009-11-28T05:38:00.000-08:00

I don't know if any of you have every played this game but it's some creepy shit, mostly due to the sound effects and the ending.

Anyone who has 10 minutes that they don't know what to do with, i suggest playing it.

Bizzare

2009-11-21T15:56:00.000-08:00

I don't think i need to explain much here.

Censorship

2009-11-20T16:01:00.001-08:00

It's true, it really does!

That's I would advise you to wake up to whats coming to harm our web. The Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement, OR "ACTA" treaty being proposed in secret at the International level, could, and would if passed, ruin our free Internet as we currently know it. in short, this would enforce a 3-strikes and your out policy that would result in you being banned from web access if you get 3 "accusations" from anybody of copyright infringement. ISP's would now be forced by legal liability to police the web for copyrighted data, and take-down anything that would be assumed copyrighted, and that includes just about any data online since anything may "possibly" be copyrighted. So what this would result in, would be the end of all user generated-based websites. Such as Youtube, Myspace, Rapidshare, Blogs, even the Chans! Finally this would give police around the world strict new powers to confiscate your electronic devices at national and state borders. And if they happen to find copyrighted material on them they may take your device and send you the fine! It is time we stand up for our Internet before it is gone.

More info here http://www.boingboing.net/2009/11/03/secret-copyright-tre.html

Time Difference

2009-11-15T17:00:00.000-08:00

Sorry guys, i've found out that blogger doesn't run on GMT.

Just trust me that i'm posting on that days that i say i am

Anti-Bullying Campaigns

2009-11-15T16:53:00.001-08:00

This post comemerates (sp?) the start of the cavalcade of moral bullshit that the English like to call "Anti-Bullying Week".

Not much else to say really

Sealand

2009-11-14T16:13:00.000-08:00

Talk about David and Goliath eh?

Full wiki page here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sealand_Conflict

Lolcats

2009-11-13T17:20:00.000-08:00

It's true, Lolcats bastardized the English language worse than the Americans did (Not being racist, just truthful). Granted, some of the pictures are fairly funny once i've decoded them.

Really Bad Day

2009-11-13T07:17:00.001-08:00

Ok, it's a Friday the 13th today and seeing as i have 80+ demotes saved up i'm using that as an excuse to post an extra one, enjoy!

Fat Guys

2009-11-07T16:11:00.000-08:00

I've been laughing at this picture for years now, and in fact know someone who literally collapsed with laughter every time he saw it, so i figured it deserved a demote.

Full Compedndium

2009-11-07T14:12:00.001-08:00

Ok, so people know, i have huge numbers of demotes lined up and am constantly making more, so I won't be running out for a very time time. If you really want one of these, reply to THIS POST with the file name and/or a description of the picture and i'll post it ASAP.

The one i posted earlier today can be seen highlighted in the top left corner

Disclaimer: I can not be held responsible for any disapointment once it is posted.

Doom 3

2009-11-06T16:08:00.000-08:00

Ok, first post, think/say what you like about it. More coming.

Change of plan

2009-11-06T12:14:00.000-08:00

Ok, little change here. Instead of every Saturday, i'll do one every Saturday and every Sunday, plus special events.

Anyway, look out for tomorrow's

Intro

2009-11-06T10:44:00.000-08:00

Ok, very simple.

I make demotivational posters, i'll post one of mine every Saturday until i run out of ideas, starting tomorrow